Are you tired of bland, tasteless popcorn that leaves you feeling unsatisfied and unfulfilled? Do you crave something more, something bold and daring, something that will leave you on the edge of your seat?

Introducing Kelly's Killer Popcorn, the small batch gourmet popcorn company that will terrify your taste buds and haunt your dreams. Made with house clarified butter and local Texas ingredients, our popcorn is like nothing you've ever tasted before.

But beware, dear customers, for Kelly's Killer Popcorn is not for the faint of heart. One bite and you'll be hooked, consumed by an insatiable hunger that can only be satisfied by more and more of our delicious, diabolical popcorn.